There's tons of fans and we hear all of these high pitch voices and we hear 'Rah, rah, Taylor, Taylor!' All of a sudden I hear this deep voice behind me: 'Taylor, Taylor!' And this guy walks up to me and he goes 'Hey, my daughter is a huge fan, and I'm a huge fan is there any way I can get a picture with you. I'm Jamie Foxx.' I was like, 'Are you kidding me? Can I get a picture with you?'
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! | |||
REMOVING HER CLOTHES: | |||
With her consent | 12 Calories | ||
Without her consent | 2,187 Calories | ||
OPENING HER BRA: | |||
With both hands | 8 Calories | ||
With one hand | 12 Calories | ||
With your teeth | 485 Calories | ||
PUTTING ON A CONDOM: | |||
With an erection | 6 Calories | ||
Without an erection | 3,315 Calories | ||
POSITIONS: | |||
Missionary | 12 Calories | ||
69 lying down | 78 Calories | ||
69 standing up | 812 Calories | ||
Wheelbarrow | 216 Calories | ||
Doggy Style | 326 Calories | ||
Italian chandelier | 2,912 Calories | ||
ORGASMS: | |||
Real | 112 Calories | ||
Fake | 1,315 Calories | ||
POST ORGASM: | |||
Lying in bed hugging | 18 Calories | ||
Getting up immediately | 36 Calories | ||
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately | 816 Calories | ||
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: | |||
If you are: | |||
20-29 years | 36 Calories | ||
30-39 years | 80 Calories | ||
40-49 years | 124 Calories | ||
50-59 years | 1,972 Calories | ||
60-69 years | 7,916 Calories | ||
70 and over | Results are still pending | ||
DRESSING AFTERWARDS: | |||
Calmly.. | 32 Calories | ||
In a hurry | 98 Calories | ||
With her father knocking at the door | 5,218 Calories | ||
With your wife knocking at the door | 13,521 Calories | ||
Results may vary! | |||
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD | |||
Right now, as you read this, | |||
69 Million People are having SEX! | |||
And you're on the computer!!! | |||
